You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the “Pirates II” press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the “Pirates” team is on a world tour… and in many places in the world, it’s still very, very warm. Regardless, we can’t complain too much about the neverending hype that is the “Pirates” franchise: after all, more “Pirates” marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!

Naney is a brunette Nubile with long hair a perfect ass and a super tight pussy. Naney recently discovered the joys of sex and she can”t get enough. Stop by Nubiles.net and watch as this lucky dude tries to satisfy Naney“s teen cravings!

It”s amazing how Naney“s virgin like teen pussy spreads and stretches to invite this guys hard cock in for a warm dip! I wish that was my cock without a doubt, but I am satisfied in knowing that I can watch Naney get her fuck on any time I want at Nubiles.net!

Another quality about Naney that you just have to admire is her flexibility. Those gymnastics classes her mother put her through really paid off! Naney can stretch her long legs in any angle to receive the powerful pounding of a cock. Watch as she cums again and again at Nubiles.net!

There are lots of things we like about Porn—but one of our favorites would have to be the sheer, uh, fantasy element of it all. Serious: where else but in porn would you find yourself in a mythical world, where constant thunderstorms roll in, words are echoed and amplified, and people live in castles. Okay, maybe you”d find something like that in a run of the mill low budget fantasy flick—but only in porn would you have all that and double penetration.

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· Catherine (megaporn.com)

Fans of stalwart tube site Megarotic may have noticed that the site has gone through a small makeover in the past week: there”s a new name (Megaporn), a new color scheme (pink!), and a beefed up player (it”s bigger!). Unfortunately, even with all the fancy newness, the site still has its problems—most notably, with that beefed up new player. Like the old player, it requires you to look at an ad while the video loads, and has an annoying pop up that comes in while the video”s getting started. As an added bonus, the Megaporn player features many other annoying overlays that get in the way of the video watching experience. Um, awesome? Of course, as long as they have good content, we”ll keep watching (and secretly cursing their crappy player).

· Megaporn (megaporn.com)

· Photos With Attitude (photoswithattitude.deviantart.com)

The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore”s office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It”s just like “Cold Comfort Farm”!

In “Medical Pain Sluts 2,” the petite dominatrix Natali Demore clearly has something to prove, else she would treat pain rather than inflict more of it.

Admittedly I was compelled as if by the power of Christ to write something - anything - about anyone calling herself Mina Meow. After all, I thought, could she be the new Strokahontas? But I was drawn into the drama of the scene, which lasted all of ten minutes and which didn”t resolve so much as left Ms. Meow curled in a supine fetal position with tubes in her ass.

I suppose it took her mind off the headaches…

· Bondage Orgasms (bondageorgasms.com) ·

Call girls (or escorts, if you prefer) are notoriously private people, who generally prefer to stay off the radar as they pursue the glorious, age old career of exchanging sex and companionship for money. Reality shows, on the other hand, are fundamentally about being on the radar and exploiting the intimate details of your private life for financial gain. We”re not sure what you”d call a bizarro world where those two things come together. Oh wait, no, we do know: Hollywood. (reversecowgirlblog.blogspot.com, thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

Biohazard front man Evan Seinfeld is arguably a man of many talents. In addition to creating some of the hardest teen angst music of my childhood, and the seminal rock rap anthem of high school senior year, he also appeared as a recurring character in the HBO prison drama, “Oz.” Since those days, he’s moved on to a different field, marrying the reigning queen of Porn, Tera Patrick and—for those of you just tuning in—launching a joint porno production company. We here at Fleshbot HQ watched Tera and her ink scrawled hubby as they took their first shaky steps; impure hopes quivering in our dirty little hearts. After a shaky start, it seems that the pair have finally made good on their promise of being the crossover couple of the decade.

The quality of their releases has definitely improved, and the launch of Rockstar Pimp seems to indicate that Evan”s given up on his Spyder Jones persona and is literally just going for it balls out. In short order, Evan”s taken what other rockers dream about and made it a reality: yes, he”s fucking hot pornstars and getting paid for it.

This week he ups the ante with the release “Smoking Hot Latinas,” fresh off the presses from his hardcore imprint, Iron Cross. It”s truly impressive on many levels, not the least of which is the sincerity of the title. We”re pretty blown away by just how far Evan has come in his pornographic evolution, going from mainstream interloper judged with a cautious but weary cynicism to performing in every single scene of his latest release like a full on Porn stud! Our hats—and pants—are off to you, buddy!

With Evan plowing recklessly through simmering hot starlets Ann Marie Rios, Alexis Luv, Cassandra Cruz, Renae Cruz, and Rebeca Linares, we’re sure he’s bound to run across a certain degree of hatred and jealousy—but after peeking this gallery he sent over we guarantee that scorn and embarrassment will not accompany them.

“Smoking Hot Latinas” releases this week from Iron Cross and Tera Patrick Productions. Hate all you want.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

We”re starting to think we might have magic powers—the minute we get a crush on a girl, she starts appearing everywhere (and usually topless). Take, for instance, Geraldine Bazan: we met the beautiful telenovela star just last week; now we”ve run into her again… and she”s wearing less clothes! Seriously, man, it”s like a gift or something.

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· Latin Star Geraldine Bazan Topless For H Extremo 11/08 (dailypoa.com)

· Azumi Harusaki (jpthumbs.com, via pussycalor.com)